Writing Procedurals

There are so many episodes of this type of TV show – NCIS, CSI and the less obvious ones  - that one might think they are fairly easy to bash out for a writer. If my experience trying to write a spec script for The Mentalist is anything to go by they are perhaps the hardest thing to write successfully.

I have got myself into a state of gloom over the episode I have been trying to put together. All the character stuff feels good, the interplay between the team works fine but the mystery itself has spiralled out of control (and believability). And the outline felt ok on paper. But it’s not. And it’s the old story, once you fix one thing it knocks something else out of place, just multiplied by a factor of ten.

The mystery element has to make sense when revealed, have available, up front evidence to solve but the audience must be left in the dark until it is solved on screen. Easy right?

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Meet Mr Toilet

Was at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday for a panel talk on the future of digital film with Morgan Spurlock and several others from You Tube, Hulu and The New York Times . They showed this clip beforehand which got a spontaneous round of applause. Just shows how much can be conveyed in three minutes. And what a character!

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New York City Screenwriters Collective

Attended a meeting of this group last Monday with 25 other writers in the basement of a Swiss (yes Swiss!) restaurant on the West Side of Manhattan. We were there to discuss the first draft of a feature screenplay by a relatively inexperienced writer entitled Delinquents. The weather was hot and humid in New York that night (it was 30C during the day) but the management wouldn’t/couldn’t turn on the aircon this early in the season so for most of the meeting I boiled alive. Being Irish let me tell you is a serious genetic disadvantage once the temperature gets over about 20C.

The format is you download the draft the previous Monday and read during the week, the first half of the meeting (approx 45mins) is taken up with formal written responses from other writers, the second half (again about 45mins) slightly more informal responses. In the centre of the room is The Board where key structural events in the script when identified are noted up e.g. Inciting Incident etc. I had mixed feelings about The Board but I can see its usefulness in focusing the conversation. I think American screenwriting is more formal structure obsessed than we are but perhaps this is not such a bad thing given some of the story mess that come out of Europe passing as Art House.

It was an interesting session led by a very able moderator David Negrin who continually tried to lead the discussion back to the writer and how best to help her when the inevitable attempts to re-write it for her happened. The man clearly has a lot of passion for the subject and wants to help other writers. Respect.

The writer got a lot of things to think about – perhaps too much for someone who is still working on their first screenplay. There were glimpses of some real talent in her dialogue in my opinion. I found it fascinating.

These sessions run one a week plus other outings during the year. I recommend if you are in New York and have the time. They will make you feel welcome.

Link here:

http://www.meetup.com/NYC-Screenwriters-Collective/

 

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Fascinating – Original Muppet Show TV Pitch

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New York

Not been posting here much as much as I would like as I have been doing the logistics for the move to New York. Now that we are finally here there is time again to concentrate on my writing!

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Idiots of Ants – Make Football, Not War

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TV Series Immersion – UK vs USA

One of the most important activities that needs to be done before writing a spec episode of any ongoing television series is to watch every episode of it ever made. And to read as many scripts as you can get a hold of. It is relatively easy these days to get a hold of at least one episode of any TV series you can think of online. The point – to fully immerse yourself in all the elements that make up the series  - characters, locations, structure etc.

I did this once before when I wrote a spec episode of Doc Martin a couple of years back. I watched the four series of it that existed at that point plus a couple of specials one after the other in order over about a week. And then having done that I watched them all again. Finally I choose a couple of episodes that particularly intrigued me and picked them apart scene by scene until I was satisfied I understood how everything interlinked.

By the end of this process I was literally walking through ‘Portwenn’ in my sleep , I knew exactly how each character ticked and had a good idea how they would behave in any given situation. And that is exactly the point of the experience, together with ensuring you are not covering ground previously tread. The result of all this detailed effort was one of the best things I think I have ever written. Not original perhaps, but well crafted. So what could I do with it? Unfortunately in the UK nothing as no one will read scripts for existing series primarily because they fear being sued by ‘writer crazies’ for stealing their story when a similar plot comes up later. In the UK they want to see your original scripts, they want to hear your ‘voice’.

In the US the system is completely different. The main way into the television world as a writer is by writing a good spec script of an existing TV show. This is then submitted to any other production company than the one that produces the show you have chosen for the same ‘writer crazies’ reason as in the UK. The other production companies are looking for freelance writers (the entry-level job in television) to work on ongoing shows, because there are so many shows and not enough good writers and they are obliged to hire a certain number of freelancers because of an agreement with the Writers Guild of America. In the US they want to see you can capture the voice of something you didn’t create yourself because that is the reality of the job you would be doing for them.

There is also an interesting practical difference. With Doc Martin I think there were 6/8 shows a season, a common number up to now in the UK. Multiply this by 4 and add in the 2 Specials and you are still under 40 episodes that you need to examine. If you pick a US show like say The Mentalist which is currently running on Series 4 you are looking at 23/24 episodes a season giving you close to a whopping 100 episodes to watch before you can begin! On a procedural show watching nearly 100 episodes in a row is not as much fun as you might think.

But you do start to see the structure, hear the voices and understand the people in them. And again that is the point of immersion. And this is what you would be doing for a living.

 

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Llew Gets a First Reading

My co-writer Wilf Hashimi arranged for a cold read through of the first draft of our radio sitcom pilot Llew Wants To Be A Millionaire this week. Thanks to the Byfleet Players again for fitting us in.

The exercise was really useful on a number of levels the first being the discovery that, despite our own efforts at timed readings, we have a script that is at least 5 minutes too long.  This is an unusual, but happy, situation for me to be in as I am normally short and looking to fill. It is so much easier to cut in my opinion.

The first 10 minutes or so of the reading were excruciating with only a few titters filtering through but as expected once the Marta character arrives it really kicks off and those listening seemed to get into it. Too much unnecessary exposition, too much repetition in the opening is my personal diagnosis. I have already culled four pages mostly from the first 15 minutes.

It was great to hear which jokes worked and which didn’t. Amazingly some of the more obscure ones got a better laugh than our dead certs. My favourite moment in the reading was when our Lithuanian actor couldn’t continue for a bit because she was laughing so hard at one particular section. “So true, so true”, she said between giggles. A nice feeling.

I think we are getting near a solid draft on this. And it has almost been fun writing it.

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Work In Progress

Hmmmn. Everything seems to be moving along nicely at the moment. Can’t last, can it?

Lou, now Llew Wants to Be a Millionaire (Radio Sitcom) has reached the end of the first draft. Both Wilf and I are extremely happy with how it’s going – particularly the overall shape and the clear potential for ongoing stories. We believe we have several really strong characters and a couple that need a bit more fleshing out. But this has legs if we can tighten it. And it feels commercially viable rather than a vanity project. This is the first time I have written with someone else and I have to admit I was worried it would end up in serious differences of opinion or worse, lots of empty talk going nowhere. However, so far it is entirely the opposite and we have produced a better first draft than I am used to when I write by myself. A worthwhile experience.

Get Away With You, which was intended as an entry to the Red Planet Prize due in January, is up to 17 pages and a revisit to the original outline. I think I have resolved the niggling worries I have had for the last two weeks about what the main storyline is and the positioning of the inciting incident. Still not entirely sure this will work overall but at least I can come up with something solid to submit for the deadline. I would say however this is the most likely story to be abandoned as it stands.

The Insanity Plea has been on the back burner for the last couple of months but I may have interested an Australian film maker I know in it. I think this is a really solid premise and the structure is almost complete. We have started to talk online and he seems excited by the idea. And he really wants to make a feature in the next 18 months which is music to my ears. I will revisit the outline over Christmas, tighten it, and forward on to him.

In other news I am going to write a spec episode of The Big Bang Theory and maybe Community as you never know when you might need them!

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Twitter – The New Watercooler?

A fascinating article from The New York Times on the influence of the internet on American sitcom writing. Well worth a read.

 

So Long, Water Cooler; Hello, Hashtag

By JON CARAMANICA
Published: December 9, 2011

A growing number of sitcoms — “Parks and Recreation,” “How I Met Your Mother” — seem to be written with an Internet afterlife in mind.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/11/arts/television/parks-and-recreation-and-other-sitcoms-hashtags-and-memes.html

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